skeletonhaver:

apparently texas has a limit on how many sex toys you can own. imagine a homeowner staring, stonefaced, at a pair of police officers as they haul armload after armload of dildos out of a closet and into their squad car, write a ticket and hand it to them without making eye contact, and drive off

Funny story time! 

This is absolutely true! I think the limit was fifteen or something, and I have this friend who’s mom is literally the best. (She writes fanfiction and LARPs, and oh man she’s rad) She went out of her way, and bought a whole bunch of dildos, just so she could say: “I own an illegal dildo collection.”