Nsfw/potentially triggering Killjoy headcanons under cut:

1. KJs call drugs different things in 2019, different from what we’re used to.

• cocaine = “sand”
• marijuana = “rash” (Or just weed/green)
• LSD = “hype”

2. KJs always carry 4 things on their person

• toilet paper
• condoms
• water
• gun

3. Graveyards for KJs are often known as something less grim, 

• “boneyards, killyard, Destroya’s yard, final stop.”

4. KJs represent all of the 7 sins

5. rambunctious, young, and wild, some KJs are notorious having sex without consent (I hate the word, you know what I mean)

6. To become immortal, you have to be either one of the Fab Four, or know them very very very well for them to give you the way to unlocking immortality